Small Screen – This week’s top ten DVDS…

Cape fear… The winged wonder returns and this time his nemesis is the only man in Gotham City with more bats in the belfry than him – The Joker.

Dancing Queen… Meryl Streep can dance. Meryl Streep can jive. Meryl Streep is clearly having the time of her life in this money, money, money-making film version of the musical inspired by ABBA songs.

Ball control… The true story of how a Jamaican orphan grew up to become one of Britain’s most notorious football hooligans.

Growing pains… Boys, knickers, kissing and T4 presenter Steve Jones’ chest feature prominently in this coming-of-age comedy – though, fortunately, not all at the same time.

Class act… A rebellious American teenager adjusts to life at an English boarding school – badly.

Special delivery… Vin Diesel plays a mercenary tasked with transporting a mysterious woman from Eastern Europe to New York. Typically, this involves punching some people.

Holding out for a hero… Will Smith packs a punch and throws a whale as a superhero with some supersized anger management issues.

Beauty and the beast… A rogue elfin prince, played by former Bros heartthrob Luke Goss, declares war on humankind and it’s down to red-skinned demon Hellboy to stop him and his coterie of creatures. Look out for the tooth fairies, literally.

Digging deep… Archaeologist Rick O’Connel combats a stoney-faced Chinese Emperor and his terra cotta army.

Stranger danger… A young couple staying at an isolated summer retreat are terrorised by masked strangers. Things will go bump in the night.

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