- Role Models
- Twilight
- Australia
- Bedtime Stories
- The Day the Earth Stood Still
- Transporter 3
- Mamma Mia!
- Quantum of Solace
- Mirrors
- Yes Man
Growing old disgracefully… Two reckless salesmen are ordered to mentor some wayward children.
Pain in the neck… Teenager Bella Swan moves to a small town in Washington and falls for her mysterious classmate, Edward Cullen, who turns out to be a 108-year-old vampire. Typical.
Down Under… An English aristocrat falls for a cattle driver in Baz Luhrmann’s epic love story.
Sweet dreams… A hotel handyman discovers that the bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew are coming true.
Space invaders… This remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic sees Keanu Reeves playing a humanoid alien who arrives on Earth accompanied by a destructive giant robot.
Special delivery… Jason Statham reprises his role as Frank Martin, who has been pressured into transporting a very special package. If he fails, he’ll explode. No pressure then.
Dancing Queen… Meryl Streep can dance. Meryl Streep can jive. Meryl Streep is clearly having the time of her life in this money, money, money-making film version of the musical inspired by ABBA songs.
Secret service… Bond’s latest mission takes him to Austria, Italy and South America on the trail of a shady environmentalist. It also gives him a chance to show off his running and jumping skills.
The other side… Kiefer Sutherland plays an ex-cop spooked by spectres in his mirrors. Narcissism kills!
Positive thinking… Jim Carrey plays a man who says yes to everything.
Re Transporter 3: I wish staff at Royal Mail were fitted with this clever device so that next time some f***er steals my post, they’ll rightfully blow up!