Mia: Three tomatoes are walking down the street – a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, ‘Catch up.’
Today’s Bad Joke Cracker was brought to you by the letter: D
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