Out on Monday 30 April from Arrow Films comes the limited edition deluxe versions of Lamberto Bava and Dario Argento’s blood-curdling zombie horror classics Demons and Demons 2 as restored Blu-ray, DVD and Steelbook editions, alongside Demons 3, an exclusive comic book sequel.
To celebrate the launch of the remastered horror cult classics, Arrow Films have given us three goody bags for you to win, comprising an exclusive T-shirt, film poster featuring artwork by Jeff Zornow, and copy of both Demons and Demons 2 in the format of your choice (Blu-ray or DVD).
To be in it to win it, leave a comment (click here if you don’t see the comments box) describing a demon of your own satanic creation. We will pick out the three most inventive answers after the closing date of 6pm Friday 4 May.
EDIT: This competition is now closed. Winners will be notified by email.
Formed in December 1943 when a drunken mall-Santa dropped his beard into a bucket of milk (why he had a bucket of milk, we’ll never know), my demon is a 2ft high Mexican goblin made completely out of milky hair cheese, wearing a dapper tuxedo with a tophat. He has a monocle over his left eye and a big curly moustache above his cheesy mouth. He also wears a bowtie and a cape. His name is Miguel. He particularly dislikes women in drag who eat brocolli. He feels they cannot be trusted. Good luck to all of the other demons, I hope Miguel can one day meet them. Unless they’re women in drag who eat brocolli. In which case, he won’t be interested.
The Kobold (German for ‘goblin’) – A little 50cm-tall goblin, with ivory, wrinkled skin like leather, a pointed nose and a wide, evil grin that reaches to the tips of his ears. He is dressed like a Harlequin clown, with the neck ruffle and shoes curled at the toe with bells. He lives in a wind-up music box and pops out when the handle is turned. He carries a rusty knife with a bone handle and laughs hysterically like a mad-man. Better hope he doesn’t run around your bed when the light is off . . .
My Demon is called the Vanker. It has the hair of Maggie Thatcher, Gary Liniker’s ears, the face of David Cameron only with Ed Millerband’s teeth and the lips of a horse. It’s body would like a a giant toad, covered in warts and slick with the smarmy sleaze that Piers Morgan emits. In the center of it’s chest would be one of Jordan’s breasts, it would also have her voice for talking and Pierce Brosnan’s for singing.
It lives in a haunted bouncy castle in Michael Bay’s front garden, and everytime Michael heads to the set of the next Transformers movie the Vanker spits water on his trousers so it looks like he has wet himself.
the demon would have ram horns , big head with snakes for hair and be red in colour ,with fangs for teeth which he uses to kill his pray and injects venom into them , the body would be like a muscular human with bulging veins with a second head attached via the stomach like the first ,long claw like spindley fingers and toes
It would have to be in human form. 7 foot tall, with wild, straggly hair and mottled, grey flesh as it has no blood. Black, lifeless eyes and mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth.
The demon of my own satanic creation would be about 9 foot tall but looking only 7 foot due to it’s creepy hunched posture and bent knees. It’s legs, feet, arms and fingers would be elongated and it’s nails would be long, sharp and claw like. The skin of my demon would be grey, wrinkled and leather like and its eyes would be blood red. The Demon’s Head would be enlarged, bald and with a pronounced jaw with sharp teeth protruding in an unformatted way, It’s nose would be skeleton like and its’ ears set far back and slightly pointed. It would be slim but with very defined muscles and it’s abdomen would be pronounced.
The demon of the ironing pile lurks in the corner of the room, looking like innocent clothing but growing bigger and bigger until it eventually engulfs you
A demon named ‘Hu’ whose actual humanoid form consists of smooth pale grey skin – is completely hairless with large oval shaped black eyes, small holes for nostrils and with no discerning ears. He takes on the appearance of a middle aged TV newsreader with a contrived Welsh accent who appears on screen only at night and hypnotizes the general public into accepting the world around them going to pot without batting an eyelid. He has no legs and is know to many as the ‘man in the suit’
My demon would have the body of Anne Widdicome, Gordon Brown’s face and David Cameron’s brain
My wife
My Demon,Damien,lives in my head, except at night,when he’s under the bed, all through the day he won’t leave me alone, when I’m watching T.V. or on the phone, “Go win that prize and give it to me”, “I”ll leave you alone,you can trust me”, So for the sake of my fragile mentality, Please send me this gift so I can be free.
i was gonna say a neighbour-nowt i could dream up could be as bad as them! but itd have to be a tiny blue creature, no bigger than my big toe, with orange eyes, and a terrifying intellect. itd be called the flumpernickelwit. why so evil? it survives by stealing chocolate whilst innocent folk sleep. despite its tiny size, itd require the equivalent of 48 cream eggs, or 10 big bars of galaxy a day to survive. a truly terrifying creature, im sure you’ll agree.
A spider-like creature that smells of wet catfood, waving dentist drills around… yup, that would scare the cr*ap out of me!
Looks human in shape, yellow pupils, some sort of tribal tattoo covering it’s body, sharp facial features, sharp teeth, sharp nails, about 6’9 in height, muscular, tribal tattoo on his forehead and wings it can unfold when it needs them and some sort of melee weapon
Commonly known as the Invisable Shadow, the ghoul attacks his victims in their sleep usually by stealing their veins. He is a transparent/white in colour, 2-and-a-half feet tall, pincer-like claws to attack his victims and a mane of hair which seems to levitate behind him – think along the lines of Dobby the House Elf, but menacing. But it’s the piercing eyes that most people know him for, the ones that burn holes straight through your body.
My demon would have Anne Robinsons eyes and my mums temper!!
My demon is a good angel gone bad (much like our own devil) he has a green face with horrible yellow teeth and drool, urgh, the horrible stench of it. You can smell this creature before you see him. They say the drool is the souls of his victims, the rotten side of humanity.
His arms are twice as long as they normally would look so they drag along the floor and its eyes are black like the darkest night.
My demon would be 3 foot tall with a huge oversized head – his skin would look like melted plastic – he would have eyes too far apart and one tooth in his saliva filled gooey mouth. He would have big hands but very short fingers and carry a huge carving knife dragging it behind him. He would wear a ripped childs dress but have no shoes on his toeless feet. He would smell like sour milk and death and screech like a banshee.
My demon would have Anne Robinsons eyes and my mums temper!!