Below is a trailer for Scream Queens, a new US reality show in which a group of wannabe actresses compete for a role in a Hollywood blockbuster. Well, when we say Hollywood blockbuster, we mean Saw 6 (yes, there will be a sixth Saw!).
Anyhow, watched over by acting coach extraordinaire John Homa (look at all the talent he’s nurtured here) and Shawnee Smith (“Star of Saw, Saw 2 AND Saw 3″) the girls learn to do stunts, scream, get bludgeoned to death and kiss each other. It’s all brilliantly awful – and be sure to press play below to discover what happens when each girl gets the axe…
Come on, VH1, show it over here!
“keep the urgency, but don’t be so loud” – I may have to adopt that as my new catchphrase. The show looks utterly utterly fantastic. Shall we start a campaign, Ben?