9pm, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Hallmark
A young Arabic diver is washes up on shore, and the team’s initial instinct is to suspect he’s involved with terrorists, but then Goren and Eames discover the victim was part of a trio of con artists working as salvagers for a wealthy local man.
• catch it again tomorrow night, 8pm
9pm, The Mentalist, Five
A man is killed in an arson attack, and then similar attacks reveal a link to their shared history in the military, but there’s no obvious suspect and Patrick decides to pull another of his tricks to flush out the killer.
• catch it again, Sunday, 7pm on Five US
9pm, Bones, Sky1
In an episode with a serious yuck factor, a body is found in a wine barrel and the remains are fairly gooey, but not so liquified that they can’t be identified as a wine critic who obviously gave one too many bad reviews.
• catch it again, Friday, 9pm on Sky2
9pm, My Name Is Earl, E4
Earl works on a list item relating to his childhood hero, Chaz Dalton, who runs a space academy, but then he discovers the man is an imposter using the identity to make money. Meanwhile, Darnell makes up for time lost in the witness protection programme using a website called ‘Buddybook’.
• catch it again at on E4+1, 10pm/Saturday, 7pm
9pm, ER, More4
Morris, Brenner and Gates reveal their karaoke skills when they volunteer at a hospital-based camp for kids who’ve had heart surgery, and Banfield’s hopes of adopting the abandoned baby look like being dashed.
• catch it again at on More4+1, 10pm
10pm, Californication, Fiver
As biographer to music mogul Lew Ashby, Hank gets caught up in the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle, and faces extreme temptation when a posse of prostitutes arrives to entertain the band, including blast from the past Beatrice Trixie.
• catch it again on Wednesday, 10pm
10pm, Grey’s Anatomy, Living
The Chief sends half of his staff out to Derek’s trailer to try to make him come back, but his melancholy proves to be seriously infectious, and the hospital is abuzz as Mark prepares for a rare face transplant surgery. Even though you know it’s prosthetics, you’ll still wince…
• catch it again on Living+1, 11pm/Living+2, 12m’t/Wednesday, 8pm
11pm, Brothers & Sisters, More4
Nora opens her cancer centre with the usual grand ceremony, Ryan ramps up his attempts to impress Rebecca, and Robert manages to irk Kitty again – just as she meets a hunky single dad at the park. Uh oh.
• catch it again on More4+1, 12m’t
