9.00, CSI, Five
This week’s episode is scripted by the writers of Two and a Half Men and it shows, with the team getting plenty of gags as they investigate the death of a bitchy sitcom star (played by Katey Sagal) bearing an uncanny resemblance to Roseanne Barr. Normal service resumes next week.
10.00, Dirty Sexy Money, E4
The chinks begin to appear in Brian’s armour as the threat of losing his son becomes more real, and a series of flashbacks reveal what the now legendary Dutch was really like, shedding light on his relationships with Letitia and Nick.
10.00, Nip/Tuck, FX
The tensions between Sean and Christian reach boiling point, and Rachel is forced to revisit her traumatic past. Thankfully there’s some light relief in the form of Rosie O’Donnell’s hapless character Dawn, who’s back for more surgery after an unfortunate accident involving a motorbike, but even she’s not immune to heartache after Freddy has an epiphany during a gay rights parade.