9pm, CSI: Miami, Five
NEW SERIES Poor old Horatio – finds out he has a son he never knew about, but only after the young whippersnapper’s arrested for kidnapping. Not exactly the best way to start bonding. Meanwhile, Calleigh and Jake’s post-holiday smugness makes Eric seriously jealous – and it’s not because of their tans. There’s no confirmation about rumours that the new run of CSI: Las Vegas will feature Gil Grissom’s long-lost daughter, Sissy, a girl who just loves to pull the legs off spiders and squish beetles with her stilettos…
10pm, Smallville, E4
Lex gets shot in the head by a waiter who’s obsessed with Kara. Hurrah. Oh, except Lois and Kara are being held hostage by the trigger-happy teen, so Clark embarks on a seriously hi-tech mission to infiltrate Lex’s head and find out where they are. Cue insight into Lex’s childhood and why he’s such a git. Don’t expect any sympathy from us, Lex. We know you don’t die anyway – we’ve seen the movies.
10pm, Private Practice, Living
Sam somehow finds the time to make an appearance on a TV show (yes, I am being sarcastic about the general lack of busyness at Oceanside) and his moment of fame proves inspirational to patients and co-workers alike, particularly Addison. Meanwhile, Violet finds out a little too much information about her ex’s relationship with his wife, and Cooper almost plucks up the courage to tell her how he feels. Almost.
bloody hell, Horatio has a son, will there be no end to the father/son chats we’ll have to sit thru? will they try to out-profound each other? will there be a fight to the death for the last word? will i have to change channel in case my head explodes?
Surely his son should be called ‘Glasses’. Then everyone could say ‘hey, I like your son Glasses.’ Cue the Who…
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