9pm, Gossip Girl, ITV2
Blair is spitting feathers when she learns that her mother, Eleanor, has given Serena and her new It girl pal Poppy front row seats to the Eleanor Waldorf show. Jealous of Serena’s popularity and furious over her mother’s betrayal, Blair sets out to sabotage the show. Meanwhile, Dan gets chummy with Chuck, and Lily hears a secret.
10pm, Desperate Housewives, Channel 4
NEW EPISODES Life at pretty-on-the-outside, gruesome-on-the-inside Wisteria Lane resumes, and as Carlos’s sight begins to return, he starts to see the extent of the sacrifices Gabby made to keep her family intact. Meanwhile, Dave’s grip on the Lane starts to weaken at last, as he keeps seeing a mysterious woman holding a child all over the neighbourhood, including his own doorstep. Who could they be?
10pm, The Beast, Five USA
It’s week two of this crime drama starring Patrick Swayze, so far so good! Barker and Ellis have to bust a drug trafficker out of Chicago Police Department’s custody. They need him free so they can make a drug deal with him, then arrest him, which doesn’t seem very sporting! However, what the duo don’t realise is that someone else is after the same man.
