Please, please, please promise us this show will NEVER be shown in the UK

The Guardian’s Marina Hyde put it more eloquently in her wonderful Lost in Showbiz column last week, but the Osbourne family’s's new variety show, The Osbournes: Reloaded, wins our award for the most execrable TV show of 2009 so far. There’s no news yet, thankfully, of any British broadcaster picking it up, though past form suggests ITV2 will be sniffing around before too long. Anyway, for those of you so minded, here’s a trailer to savour/retch over/force you to give up the will to live…