1. 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan has released a set of greeting cards just in time to promote the release of his memoir, I Am the New Black.
2. It looks like cop drama Southland, one of the most promising new shows of the year, has been cancelled already – come on someone, pick it up!
3. Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse is still on the endangered species list, but there’s a campaign in motion to save Echo and co.
4. Lost’s doomed anthropologist Charlotte seems to be doing all right for herself in real life – actress Rebecca Mader has got at least three movie roles in the pipeline, including George Clooney‘s madcap comedy The Men Who Stare at Goats, romantic comedy Ceremony opposite Uma Thurman, and thriller The Big Bang, with Antonio Banderas.
5. Hawaii 5-0 is the latest classic TV show to attract the attention of the remake masters – CBS have agreed a deal to make a pilot for it, and it looks like it’ll have some decent writing talent in the form of JJ Abrams favourites Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci.
6. Life may sometimes imitate art, but sometimes it gets a helping hand… Hollywood hardman Steven Seagal is working as a deputy sheriff in Louisiana, and Five have got the rights to show the resulting docu-drama. You couldn’t make it up!
