Friday, 9pm, Criminal Minds, Living
Jason Alexander may have been neurotic as Seinfeld’s George, but at least he wasn’t dangerous (then again, tell that to Susan) – but he guest-stars tonight as a murderous sociopath playing mind games with the team.
Friday, 10pm, Dexter, FX
NEW SERIES He’s back, and he gets off to a bad start when he makes the mistake of killing the assistant DA’s brother. Virgin viewers will be pleased to hear this series will also be available on demand, and also in HD for V+ subscribers! (obviously only for those of you with strong stomachs…)
Friday, 10pm, Numb3rs, Five
Liz finds herself in a sticky position when she goes undercover to find the source of a dangerous new drug that’s being marketed on the streets.
Friday, 10pm, Boston Legal, Living
SERIES FINALE The show bows out in style as Alan and Denny go to the Supreme Court to get permission to get married, and there’s time for one final, memorable balcony scene.
Friday, 9pm, NCIS, FX
A navy lieutenant seems to have committed suicide but Gibbs and Ziva are called in to investigate, and have an unexpected reunion with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo, who is working as an agent onboard the man’s ship.
Saturday, 9.40pm, CSI: NY, Five
Poor Stella. Last week her fundraising night out was marred by a dead body; this week her cup of coffee is ruined when a passing bird drops a human eyeball in it. Maybe she did something terrible in a past life…
Sunday, 9pm, Supernatural, ITV2
A reaper called Tessa is kidnapped, and Sam and Dean are dispatched to the spiritual realm to enlist a ghostly boy’s help as they try to save her from demon Alastair.
Sunday, 10pm, Fringe, Sky1
A group of animal rights activists break into a laboratory and free a bunch of animals, but unwittingly unleash a creature that’s definitely not the result of a few pipettes of shampoo in the eyes. Walter’s in top form, as usual!
Sunday, 10pm, Desperate Housewives, E4
Edie may have gone to that big shopping mall in the sky, but she’s not forgotten – the rest of the wives go on a long road trip to track down her son Travers and spend their time reminiscing about her best bits.
Sunday, 10.20pm, Damages, BBC1
Patty and Phil give a magazine a schmaltzy interview about their oh-so-rosy lives together, while Ellen’s digging up some serious dirt about their marriage, and Claire’s digging herself a mighty big hole.
Sunday, 11pm, Dirty Sexy Money, E4
Karen prepares to walk down the aisle yet again (fifth time lucky, eh?), but the wedding isn’t going to go ahead if Tripp and Nick have anything to do with it. And possibly also Simon.
